once I was on really strong painkillers and I forgot what time was so I asked my cat to explain and she just licked her butt so I started crying

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after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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I don’t know why I’m joking; actually, I feel miserable.
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courfeyrac walking into the musain one day pulling a helmet off his head and wearing a leather jacket and big military boots and acting like some sort of really cool biker guy

until someone (probably bahorel) shouts from the back of the room

for fuck’s sake courf, you drive a vespa’

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posted 3 hours ago with 1,294 notes  badlydressedbahorel)

if u think phil coulson isn’t an amazing character just remember he was killed off and everyone just ignored that fact until he was brought back

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Can’t be bothered to eat at allllll

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I pretend to be a cynic, but the truth is, I’m a dreamer who’s afraid of being disappointed.
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how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off


its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

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posted 2 days ago with 297,309 notes  moriarty)

Anonymous: oh my god can you please explain that servant boy joke cause i've been seeing it on my dash forever now and I don't get it i'm dumb help

i feel ur pain I had to read it 500000 times but now I understand

medieval servant boys were called pages

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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.


Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

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